Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Womens rights

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Women rights.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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A fish walks into a bar

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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