What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Well, this is fun.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

black people. that is all...

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Knock knock! Yes?

The chicken crossed the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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