Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

A man walks into a bar.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Lacrosse

DONALD TRUMP DIES

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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