- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

your all shit at jokes

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

SAY

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

the WNBA

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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