What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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A homeless person dies.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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