your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Canada

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Mexicans working in an office

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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