Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Nickelback

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Baseball

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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