A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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chuck norris

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Hello world

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Hitler

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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