A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

The WNBA

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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