- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Dead babies.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

...and I'm a Mormon.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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