Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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