Jewish People

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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DANA

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Jasper sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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