- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

fart

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Slavery

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Freedom of Speech

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

why did the chicken cross the road.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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