Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

josh simpson has cancer

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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