What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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The geese of Growmore

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I dislike old people.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Child Prostitution.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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