Come in

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

your momma's an antijoke

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Y2K

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Hi poop!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

123456789

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

i fondle myself every night....

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Slavery lol

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops