Can I touch it?

Dead babies.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Exactly what?

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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beiber i straight

the WNBA

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Anti Joke

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