Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

God is religiously proven to be real

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

gays

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Knock Knock Good one...

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

pubic lice.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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