What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Got milk? No.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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nice shorts.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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