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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Slavery

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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