- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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