What comes after "Q" R

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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hahaha

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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This post contains NOTHING.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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penis

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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