- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why....... Because.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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