Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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throbbing slobber

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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