- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What comes after "Q" R

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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