Hello

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Giving birth to the antichrist

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

A black succeeds

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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