Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Herman Cain

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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