What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

A ginger rapping.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Benevolent villain.

What does a man like. food.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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