What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Benevolent villain.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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