- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Covietz has a large penis

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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