Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

A bar walks into your mother.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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