What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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your life

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A bar walks into your mother.

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