knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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That's what he said.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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I won the game.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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this website...

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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women's rights

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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