Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Please don't rape me.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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...Jack Vale

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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