The geese of Growmore

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Mmmm, donuts

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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I won the game.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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