Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Noah is Smart.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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