- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Your life That's the joke

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Dead babies.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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