Golf.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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go go gadget

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Haha pizza

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Robin, get in the car.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Anti Joke

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