anus soup

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Steering Wheel Face.

Slavery

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

A man walks into a bar.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Guess what? Chicken butt

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

justin littleton. nuff said

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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