- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What break when you talk?

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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