What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Women's rights

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Noah is Smart.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why....... Because.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Your life That's the joke

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

dead babies

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

A baby seal walks into a club

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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