Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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minorities

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Dead babies.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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