What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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lewis bedford

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A fish walks into a bar

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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This is not Will Smith.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Asians...

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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