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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Lockerbie bombing

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What has human male genitalia? A human male

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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