What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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