Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

whats round and like a ball a ball

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Haha pizza

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

women's rights

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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