- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

whats better than shoes feet

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

It's your mother, open the door.

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