- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Knock Knock. Go away!

justin littleton. nuff said

I LIKE TURLES.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Covietz has a large penis

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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