- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Mmmm, donuts

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Go away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Robin, get in the car.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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