Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Men's rights

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Y2K

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Bing

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