What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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I am really good at math debating

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What does a man like. food.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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