Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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how does peploe get around they walk

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Aodhan Hearty

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arse

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Covietz has a large penis

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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