Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Womens rights.

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hi

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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