Knock Knock. Shut up.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Anti Joke

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