- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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