Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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but there is a road to the super market

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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