This joke isnt funny.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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penisface

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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