Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Women's rights.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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