A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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