whats better than shoes feet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Lacrosse

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Black people are clen.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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God.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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