Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

W.N.B.A.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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