Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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lol

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Anti Joke

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