- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why did the bunny eat his food

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Knock Knock Good one...

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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