Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Pianca going ham

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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A homeless person dies.

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Your mum is dead

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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I am a real homosexual

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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