Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Baseball

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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you are gay

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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So dont touch it

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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25

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What is brown and sticky?

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hi

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knock knock come in

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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