Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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9:11 make a wish

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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