your face.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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A van drives into a car.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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