- Anti Joke

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Lets make like trees and stand still

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

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