- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

I dislike old people.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

barack osama

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Women Drivers.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

go go gadget

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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