Women rights.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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