Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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Pickle!

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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9:11 make a wish

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Anti Joke

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