- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

jokes r dumb

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

I don't get it

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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your momma's an antijoke

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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