How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Punchline.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Miscarriages.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Hi colton

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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