Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Rob Bell

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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