How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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World peace

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Black people

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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