What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Hey Caleb.

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Please don't rape me.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Penis

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Canada

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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