Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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