I love you.

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Punchline.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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PENIS

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Nicholas Cage

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Dear John,

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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