What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Women Drivers.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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