What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Women

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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