- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

You know George Washington? He died.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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