Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Obama.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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A ginger rapping.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Women's rights.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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