Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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