Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Lacrosse

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Herman Cain

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Women's rights.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Oliver's friends

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

penis that is all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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