- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

women's rights

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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