Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

A homeless person dies.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Don't rape me!

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Josh kissing a girl

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Nickelback.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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