- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

What do you find....... there's a..........

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

marble

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Canada's army

Water, please.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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