A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Justin Bieber

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Where else? The junk yard

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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but there is a road to the super market

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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There is a car full of black people.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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drugs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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