haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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A Jew returns change.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

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