what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Canada's army

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Where else? The junk yard

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Golf.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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My sister has to take a dump

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Anti Joke

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