- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Pianca going ham

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Avery has crabs.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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