How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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oops

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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