A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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