What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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women's rights

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Sea World Japan.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Go away.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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