Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Haha

Working hard or hardly working????

I can't think of a joke!

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

tim rafter died no one cared

a black father

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

milly, milly, milly, cat

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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