- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Golf.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

women's rights

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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