- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Women Drivers.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why was johny late to school? He died

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

I won the game.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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