There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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GONNA

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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go go gadget

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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