Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

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