- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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