- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. F uck off.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

People Eating Tasty Animals

. Deez nuts Ok

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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