- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

a banana

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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