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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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