Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Women's rights.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

sixty....eight.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

A seal walks into a club.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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