roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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