One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Women

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Obama.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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