What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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penis

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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This is not Will Smith.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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W.N.B.A.

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lewis bedford

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Lacrosse

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Black people are clen.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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