What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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penisface

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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I love you.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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want to go home? yea

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Anti Joke

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