- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack shine has boobs

A fat man buys a salad

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Indeed.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

A ginger rapping.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I don't get it

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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