- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Yo mama so fat she died

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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