how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Mmmm, donuts

Noah is Smart.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Your life That's the joke

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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