Nicholas Cage

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Slavery lol

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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alcoholism kills

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Anti Joke

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