- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Knock Knock Good one...

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Santa Clogged my toliet

Y2K

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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