What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Obamacare!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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