... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Obama.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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I can't think of a joke!

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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