A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Pianca going ham

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World peace

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I love boobs

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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