- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

if u r not my friend, like this joke

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

milly, milly, milly, cat

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Justin Bieber

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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