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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

This post contains NOTHING.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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World peace

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

I love boobs

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

I am a real homosexual

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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