your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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You're so straight!

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My sister has to take a dump

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