- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

go go gadget

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

how does peploe get around they walk

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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