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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

jewish people like other jewish people.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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