What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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nice shorts.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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