Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Sea World Japan.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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