- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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