What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Come in

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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PENIS

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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