Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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