why did the chicken cross the road.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Tacos

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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anus soup

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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