- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

...and I'm a Mormon.

Men's rights

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Knock Knock Good one...

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

hi my name is? joe

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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