- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Your mum is dead

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

I am a real homosexual

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

jewish people like other jewish people.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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