"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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want to go home? yea

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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