You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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I dislike old people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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