- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

There is a car full of black people.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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