What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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A Jew returns change.

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your face.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Dear John,

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Your doorbell is broken.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Anti Joke

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