- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Women rights..

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Pianca going ham

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

666 im christian

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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