- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

What's 1+1? 4.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

What's your name? You tell me.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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