Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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okay.....

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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you are gay

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Mexicans working in an office

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