A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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