- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Knock Knock. Go away!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

It's your mother, open the door.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Brittney Spears

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

sixty....eight.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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