There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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barack osama

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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