- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

. Deez nuts Ok

To mamas so fat shes fat

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

want to go home? yea

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Bing

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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