Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Dear John,

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A van drives into a car.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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i fondle myself every night....

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Slavery lol

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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...Jack Vale

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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I dislike old people.

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SPAMS!!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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