What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

penis

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Real jokes.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Oliver's friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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