What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Penis

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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