Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

women's rights

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Come in

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

you are gay

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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