What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Women's Golf

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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I love boobs

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Nickelback.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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