why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What does a man like. food.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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want to go home? yea

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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