What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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