- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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