- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Mmmm, donuts

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why was johny late to school? He died

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

I won the game.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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