- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

sweaty black guy

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

This is not Will Smith.

I came.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Men's rights

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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