crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Haha pizza

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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women's rights

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Potato salad

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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