- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Women"s Rights

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

A fat man buys a salad

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Women

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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